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"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."
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Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."
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"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."
'Yes, long term strategy needs fresh crayons.'
At my house I can only use green.
A support group for crayons nobody ever uses.
'I'm in my Blue period.'
'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)
'How was your day Ma?. . .'
"I can tell you're upset."
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"I love your work!"
"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, border collie, border collies, child, children, kid, kids, colouring, coloring, colour, colors, coloring book, coloring books, colouring book, colouring books, coloring page, coloring pages, colouring page, colouring pages, draw, drawing, crayon, crayons, marker, markers, coloured pencil, coloured pencils, colored pencil, colored pencils, pencil crayon, pencil crayons, line, lines, within the lines, border, borders, watching, watch, guard, guarding, monitor, monitoring, child, children, kid, kids, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, wordplay
"Hi honey, how was work?"
"How's the Jackson Pollock colouring book, dear?"
"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."
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'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'
"For once can we just get together and not bring up color?"
"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"
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"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."
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"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."
Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.
"Everyone's gone digital. I'm still old school."
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Henry Ford Colouring Book - all of the crayons are black
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