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And that's why I'm still single!
"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
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"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."
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"The cat that didn't lick its fur."
A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed
"If pressured, I will run!"
"Yes, cat lovers are passionate and numerous, but they're not all crazy."
"This sliver of afternoon sun ain't big enough for the both of us."
"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."
"It's not that I don't like your cats."
"Well, I'm not going to starve-now who's the crazy cat lady?"
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"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"
And that's why I'm still single!
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"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"
Cat or squash?
The cats of war
"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."
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"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."
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"I said you're in my light."
"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."
"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."
"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."
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"Wilma Kooney strangled on cat hair."
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"You're starting to resemble Mr. Mittens."