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'Mirror Mirror on the...'
"Let's just go in and see what happens."
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Cream Pie Joust
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"You've got pie."
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The 3 Stooges of Man
Tags:stooge, stooges, comedy, comedian, comedians, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, practical joke, practical jokes, visual comedy, practical gag, cream pie, creme pie, pieing, cream pies, pie in the face, stages of man, 3 stages of man, three stages of man, age, ageing, growing up, riddle, riddles, four legs, four legs in the morning
"You're damned lucky that missed."
"Time for your 6 a.m. Pie-in-the-face, Mr. Chuckles!"
"There's no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie."
Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.
Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us
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"Be advised, Counselor, this court will not tolerate a circus-like atmosphere."
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"It's $20 more for a funny ending."
"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."
"I charge according to the size of the target."
Tags:clown, clowns, circus clown, circus clowns, circus performer, circus performers, comedy performer, comdey performers, pie, pies, cream pie, cream pies, pieing, pie in the face, rate, rates, payrate, payrates, paygrade, paygrades, pay rate, pay rates, pay grade, pay grades, aim, aiming, target, targets
"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."
Although she wrote in her online dating profile that she wanted a guy with a sense of humor, this was not what Mindy had envisioned.
'Be cool, Bob. Don't go charging blindly into the stands. . . Any one of thousands of spectators could have tossed that cream pie.'
"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."
Tags:aversions, aversion therapy, health care, aversion therapies, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, therapist, therapists, therapy, pie, pies, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, custard pie, custard pies, sweet-tooth, cream pie, cream pies, clown, psychologist, clowns, pie throwing, seltzer, patient, therapist, leftovers, clown aversion, clown act, circus act, circus acts, circus
"Sorry, it's not personal."
"yes, I've heard 'Clowns' is a good place to eat too...why not ask Jones what it's like, he went there today."
"I can't take this anymore."
"Well, I've heard of a shark attack before. But I've never seen a clown fish attack."
Tags:ocean swimming, ocean swimmer, ocean swimmers, sea swimming, sea swimmer, sea swimmers, open-water swimming, open water swimming, shark attack, shark attacks, predator, predators, prey, preys, clown fish, clown fishes, shark, sharks, lifeguard, lifeguards, life guard, life guards, beach, beaches, seaside, seasides, tourist, tourists, custard pie, custard pies, cream pie, cream pies
"When I throw the pie, keep your mouth closed."
Tags:circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, circus, circus, clown act, clown acts, pie, pies, cream pie, cream pies, custard pie, custard pies, obese, obesity, overweight, weight problem, weight problems, fat, fatness, sweet tooth, sweet-tooth, diet, diets, double act, double acts, dieter, dieters
'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'