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'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'
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The birth of the martini
Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.
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And on the seventh day He rested
"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."
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'Your table is almost ready.'
'We're creating green jobs for lawyers by environmentalists suing us.'
The legendary birth of an idiom
'In the beginning, Biophase Gentics Inc created us.'
'The other stuff is all okay, but You sure created great whales!'
"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."
'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'
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Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.
This is getting waaay too easy...
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No, I'm not just trying to let you down easy. I literally have 2 left feet.
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"I got the idea from a pair of dice."
'We've done it Igor! We've invented a one man focus group!'
On the sixth day, God visited a Denny's and decided to create a seventh day...
'We'll need a sun for tanning.'
During the 7 days of creation.
'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'
'Eve was created second so girls would always have the last word.'
'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'
'Instead of starting from scratch,just upgrade some of the apes.'
'Only God can make a tree, or me.'