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God uses the universe as a reading light.
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Job Creation Scheme.
"My husband adheres to the big-bang theory of creation."
"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."
"I, of course, meant seven business days."
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"I'd like to create some important art but I can only afford three assistants.''
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Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.
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The birth of the martini
And on the seventh day, God obsessed about what he did wrong on the first six days.
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How life on Earth really got its start.
'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
"All you can eat (except the tree of knowledge) buffet.
Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet
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And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House
Then on the Eighth Day
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Creation: The True Story
"Shall we put it in play?"
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"I had a productive week."
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2pm meet your Creator
"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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What probably happened.
"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."
"Just who does He think He is?!!"
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