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"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."
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"Just for the record, I knew you were naked before I ate the apple."
'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'
God Goes Down Low/Adam Is Too Slow
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'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
Then on the Eighth Day
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"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
Tags:noah, noah's ark, bible, bibles, creation, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, flood, floods, biblical flood, biblical floods, animal, animals, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, lgbt, lgbtq, extinct, extinction, extinctions, great flood, noah, going exinct, endangered species, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, consequence, consequences, endangered, endangered species
Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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"And God called the light day."
"Frankly, I think we'll regret introducing these organisms into the environment."
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God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.
Arresting Adam and Eve
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"This is a nice place, Adam! WE should give it a name."
"It's a vanity project."
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"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"
Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.
And on this day, God created children.
"We're slugs—we don't have a creation myth."
Curiously unashamed of his nakedness Adam takes to streaking.
'That's God, come to drive them out of the garden of Eden.'
If God were OCD
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"I want to try other kinds of fruit."
"#space #time #spacetimecontinum #light #speedoflight...."