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"Just for the record, I knew you were naked before I ate the apple."
'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'
God Goes Down Low/Adam Is Too Slow
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'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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"And God called the light day."
"Frankly, I think we'll regret introducing these organisms into the environment."
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God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.
Arresting Adam and Eve
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"This is a nice place, Adam! WE should give it a name."
"It's a vanity project."
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"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"
And on this day, God created children.
Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.
"We're slugs—we don't have a creation myth."
Curiously unashamed of his nakedness Adam takes to streaking.
'That's God, come to drive them out of the garden of Eden.'
If God were OCD
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"I want to try other kinds of fruit."
"#space #time #spacetimecontinum #light #speedoflight...."
"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."
"What a lousy creation myth!"