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"Just for the record, I knew you were naked before I ate the apple."
"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."
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God Goes Down Low/Adam Is Too Slow
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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"And God called the light day."
"Frankly, I think we'll regret introducing these organisms into the environment."
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God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.
Arresting Adam and Eve
Tags:adam, eve, garden of eden, genesis, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, temptation, temptations, tempting, tempted, beat cop, beat cops, the fall, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, arrest, arrests, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, policemen, policeman, cop, cops, christian, christians, christianity, judaism, jew, jews
"This is a nice place, Adam! WE should give it a name."
"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"
And on this day, God created children.
"We're slugs—we don't have a creation myth."
Curiously unashamed of his nakedness Adam takes to streaking.
"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."
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'That's God, come to drive them out of the garden of Eden.'
"I want to try other kinds of fruit."
If God were OCD
Tags:religion, obsessive, compulsive, disorder, divine, divinity, godliness, creator, creation, genesis, sarcasm, literal, not quite right, perfection, perfectionist, ocd, ocds, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsives, god, gods, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, mental health, mental state, mental states
"#space #time #spacetimecontinum #light #speedoflight...."
How the Moon was formed.
Adam and Eve: If not satisfied with products for any reason, please expel them from paradise.
Some other sins you may enjoy.
"Can I tempt you with an upgrade?"
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God uses the clapper.