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At Lego corporate headquarters.
Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.
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'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"
The origin of the Hula Hoop.
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'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'
"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
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'What took you so long?'
Utopiary - Dystopiary.
'What do you think - Heredity or environment?
And on the Seventh Day...
"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."
The Big Blow Theory
"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."
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'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:
"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."
'The Big Bang theory of creation.'
Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.
"Well, Gorg, looks like you've taken your invention to the next level."
"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."
"When this is all done, I'd like to try something a little different. Maybe work with children.
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"And to think that we created it right here in our little lab."
"Entropy already? You just made it?"
''Creationism'? ??" Those little twerps are always trying to shift the blame!'