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'Yes, I suppose certain narrow-minded people would call it a ‘pack of lies' - I prefer to think of it as creative up-selling.'
"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."
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'I started out in creative writing, began dabbling a bit in creative finance and accounting, and before I knew it, wound up here!'
At a creative writing workshop for accountants.
Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'
'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
I should be a writer when I grow up...
Your cat may have sat on the mat...but whre is it's motivation,why the mat and not the parquet flooring?
"What we have here is technically impressive, Jason, but regrettably lacking in passion."
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"Tell me again why you need a smartwatch, fitness tracker and wireless earbuds to teach creative writing."
Edward's stick-up notes were often long, rambling, and incoherent.
"So, in writing, there are six basic plots, and their sequels and derivative franchises."
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"My mental ink pen ran dry.
"I would solve this story problem by developing the characters, heightening the conflict, and concluding with a satisfactory resolution."
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"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."
'Thank you for your submission. If we're interested, we'll be in touch.'
"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."
'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'
'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'
'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'
Comedy Writing 101: The Works of Steve Martin
Stage one...scratch heads... one and two and...'
"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."
"I blame myself. I said 'write what you know'."