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"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."
"Your card is overwrought."
"We froze your account just to see the expression on your face."
"I try to keep the Christmas spirit by having credit-card debt all year long."
It's 10 P.M. do you know how high the interest rate on your credit card debt?'
'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'
In the Era of Reduced Expectations
'This next one is about a man, a woman, a really, really, big-screen TV, and a mountain of credit card debt.'
"I've heard a lot about money, and now I'd like to try some."
"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"
"Someone hacked into Portnoy's computer, stole his identity and paid off his mortgage and credit card debt. Some guys have all the luck!"
Come to think of it...I owe all my drive, focus and ambition to credit card debt.
Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.
'"Dinner"? I'm sorry -- Dinner has been canceled due to budget cuts.'
"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."
"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."
'I actually am living the American Dream: I'm paying off my credit card debt.'
'Old money meet new credit card debt.'
'I discern a certain trans-delusional approach emboldened by a meta-cognitive imbalance - in other words, you've maxed out on your credit cards.'
New Year Debt Collector.
"It's great - if you don't pay, they'll freeze your assets."
Buy now... pay later