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'I'm sorry sir, but your card was rejected...because it's ugly.'
"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."
Tags:medical problem, medical problems, bill, bills, medical bill, medical bills, medical insurance, health insurance, health cover, medical cover, credit card, credit cards, info, information, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, physician, physicians, health problem, health problems, medical scare, medical scares, bedside manner, bedside manners
'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'
"Your card is overwrought."
Tags:shopaholic, shopaholics, shopaholism, overspend, overspending, credit card, credit cards, credit card debt, overwrought, overworked, overworking, modern expectation, modern expectations, clothes shopping, debt, in debt, card declined, empty account, empty accounts, modern life, overdrawn, anxious, anxiety, overdraft, overdrafts
"Someday, son, all this will be mine."
"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, conflict, conflicts, bill, bills, paying, payment, money, check, checks, cheque, cheques, credit card, credit cards, going dutch, equality, modern life
We accept only digital currency.
"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
Tags:wifi, wifi password, wifi passwords, internet password, internet passwords, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, credit card, credit cards, cyber security, cyber-security, internet security, fame, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture
'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'
"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, widow, widows, death, dead, expired, credit card, credit cards, bank card, bank cards, charge card, charge cards, debit card, debit cards, plastic money, shopping, shopper, shoppers, avid shopper, avid shoppers, consumerism, eerie, creepy, scary, spooky, bizarre, coincidence, coincidences, fate
"Do you take MasterCard?"
Tags:dead, death, die, dies, dying, died, departed soul, departed souls, gates of heaven, clouds, entry, entrance, payment, payments, payment method, money, credit card, credit cards, debit card, debit cards, finances, financial broker, financial services, financial service, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, financial adviser, financial advisers, bribe, bribes
"I'm afraid you've maxed out your consumer confidence."
Tags:maxed out, max out, store card, store cards, credit card, credit cards, credit, customer, customers, shop, shops, store, shores, retail worker, retail workers, hop assistant, shop assistants, retail assistant, retail assistants, consumer, consumers, consumer confidence, economy, economies, economic decline, credit crunch, bad economy, recession, recessions
"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."
'Of course I know the value of a dollar...that's why I'm asking if I can borrow your credit card.'
'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'
'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'
'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'
The vanishing American is the one who pays cash.
"I'm sorry, sir, but your cash is expired."
"Maybe saddling them with some debt will help these future generations work off some of their damn obesity."
Tags:obese, obesity, debt, debts, college, colleges, college tuition, tuition fee, tuition fees, rising cost, rising costs, increased cost, education, cost of living, costs of living, inflation, future generation, future generations, elite, elites, elitists, elitism, credit card, credit cards, saddled with debt, millennial, millennials, generation z, baby boomer, baby boomers, fatcat, fatcats, fat cat, fat cats, executive, executives
'My 4 year old granddaughter received a credit card application last week. I want to know why it wasn't ours!'
'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'
"A brand new credit card and not an ATM in sight!:
'I'm George Neal. I'll be masterminding your loan.'