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Robert couldn't understand why he was such a lousy salesman...
'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'
'It all began when someone mentioned the stock market.'
'I know the government bailout we necessary but I don't think we should have to sing the national anthem every morning.'
'The public is outraged by high executive compensation, so your salary and bonus will now be called an 'allowance' son.'
'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'
'Remember, we're all in this together with exception of my bonus and perks.'
'No, anabolic steroids won't keep you in the workforce longer, to make up for your 4oi-k losses.'
'Everyone is Economizing.'
'Why were you stupid enough to invest in an index fund of ponzi schemes?'
'Stand on your own two feet and get a bailout like everybody else.'
'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'
'They've capped all bonuses for bankers.'
'I'm fed up with these 'slump dog millionaire's' I'm hearing about.'
Will work for a hug!
Nothing to do with the crunch just bleeding idle.
Please Help, Wife and 2 kids, dog, cat, fish and bird to support.