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"I'm giving you the best advice I can. Early care and a few simple preventive measures can save your credit rating."
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"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."
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"Your DNA doesn't match your credit history."
'Well your balance is OK...now let's check your credit card rating.'
Standard & Poor's Downgrade
'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'
'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'
"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."
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'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'
"You'll always have AAA status to me!"
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"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."
'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'
Maternity Ward - 'I wonder what his credit rating is...'
"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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Uncle Sam's Staring Role in the Emperor's New Clothes
'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'
"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."
'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'
'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'
'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'
'You're rating has been downgraded to junk.'
"Welll your balance is OK...now lets check your credit rating!"
'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'