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Santa Land: Low Credit Score and Good Credit Score.
"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
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"I'm giving you the best advice I can. Early care and a few simple preventive measures can save your credit rating."
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"No." "Nooooo". "Noooooooooo."
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"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."
"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."
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"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."
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"Bad Credit OK."
"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."
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"Could you folks come back tomorrow?—the muse just isn't with me today."
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Gas station with a sign saying "Free credit report with full tank of gas"
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"Your sole use of credit has been to purchase Chinese takeout food. That's why you can't get a mortgage."
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Fire, Police, Credit
'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'
'When you're a kid, you keep score with report cards. When you grow up, it's credit scores.'
'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'
"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."
"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."
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'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'
'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'
'Look at that; we got a table with the same number as your credit score.'
'This is a big day for Josh. He received his first credit card application.'
"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"
"I take it your credit score has gone up?"
"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."
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