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"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"That's from the lobby security camera the first time you ever came over."
Tags:relationship, relationships, boyfriend, girlfriend, couple, couples, boyfriends, girlfriends, creepy, creep, creeper, stalker, stalkers, obsessed, obsession, dating, dates, date, seeing each other, spying, surveillance, invasion of privacy, privacy, watching, following, stalking, security, security camera, picture, video, red flag, warning sign
"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
'I appreciate the grovelling Whitworth, but don't lick my shoes - it ruins the leather!'
"Need a hand with that Chekhov, pretty lady?"
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, modern life, modern world, flirt, flirting, creepy, creep, creeps, chekhov, misogyny, misogynist
The Las Vegas Oddsmakers
Tags:steal, stealing, stealing base, base, stealing the base, las vegas, vegas, baseball, baseball game, expansion team, expansion teams, sports, competitive sports, america, american, region, regions, regional, gambling, gambler, gamblers, casino, casinos, sleaze, sleazy, sleazeball, creep, creeps, scam, scamming, scammer, scammed, scams, con, con artist, conned, cons, play on words, word play, word-play, fix, fixed, fixed game
"My love for you is bigger than that, Melanie, which is why I'm able to ignore the restraining order."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, unrequited love, one-sided love, stalker, stalkers, stalking, crime, creep, creeps, creepy, creeper, creepers, restraining order, restraining orders, protective order, protective orders, court order, court orders, breaking the law, ignore, ignoring, illegal
"That was my answering cervix."
"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
Tags:ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, headhunter, headhunters, head-hunter, head-hunters, headhunting, head-hunting, creep, creeps, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, heirloom, heirlooms, family heirloom, family heirlooms, inheritance, spear hunting, spear hunter, relative, relatives, great uncle, great uncles, family history
1,001 Cheap Disguises
Tags:disguise, disguised, disguises, book, books, bad disguise, bad disguises, weirdo, weird, how-to, costume, costumes, fancy dress, park, parks, creep, creeps, creepy, hide, hidden, hiding, conceal, concealed, mask, camo, camouflage, masks, impersonate, impersonator, impersonators, impostor, impostors
"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."
"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"
Tags:tip, tipping, tipped, tipping culture, attendant, unnecessary, work, gratuity, service charge, unwanted, awkward, excessive, excessively, unneeded, redundant, creepy, desperate, desperately, eager, overly eager, gratuities, creep, creeps, bellhop, bellhops, bellboy, bellboys, bell hop, bell hops, bell boy, bell boys, service charge, service charges, uncertainty, social expectation, social expectations, social graces
"Is there a better number I can stalk you on?"
A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.
Reading Over your Shoulder
"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexism, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, unwanted attention, unwanted male attention, ogle, ogling, stare, staring, sunglasses, bikini, bikinis, sunbathing, sunbather, sunbathers, disguise, disguises, caught in the act, caught red handed, male gaze, sneak, sneaky, creep, creeps, creepy
"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"
"I don't know, just call it women's intuition."
Tags:snake, snakes, animal, animals, bad guy, bad guys, creep, creeps, bad feeling, bad feelings, uncomfortable, intuition, women's intuition, gut feeling, gut feelings, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."
Tags:creep, creeps, stalker, stalkers, ex, exes, ex-boyfriend, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex-husband, ex-husbands, threat, threaten, threatened, threatening, self defence, self defense, stalking, criminal, criminals, gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
Tags:anthony, anthony hopkins, actor, actors, films, film, movie, movies, creepy, creep, creeps, urban, urban living, urban life, reference, references, bus, buses, public transport, car, cars, travel, transport, public, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, commutes, actor, actors, acting, cannibal, cannibals, hannibal, hannibal lecter, scared, scary, terror, terrified, paranoid, paranoia, long day, long day at work, modern life, modern, city, city life, city living, married, couple, couples, married life, pop culture, pop cultures, culture, cinema, hollywood
The Man Who Exposed Himself
Tags:saving, savings, secret, secrets, expose, exposed, exposing, flasher, flashers, flashing, 401k, confession, confessions, personal, finance, personal finance, pension, pensions, budget, budgets, budgeting, budgetting, financial, money, save money, saving money, cash, confess, creep, creepy, scare, scared, fear, afraid
"Kick off your shoes and relax, my dear."
Tags:pickup, pickups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, pick-up, pick-ups, chatting up, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, flirting, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, creep, creeps, creepy, creepiness, love life, date, dates, dating, man cave, man caves, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, blood-sport, blood-sports
"Don't worry - I'm on the pill."
Tags:creep, creeps, creepy, creepy old men, man, men, on the pill, birth control, male enhancement, erectile disfunction, erectile dysfunction, old men, elderly men, old people, elderly people, pickup line, pickup lines, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks
By April, the Great Pervert Airlift was in full swing...
Tags:perversion, sex criminal, sex criminals, airlift, airlifts, airlifts, remove, removes, remove from society, removing from society, metoo, #metoo, me too campaign, metoo campaign, creep, creeps, creepy uncle, creepy uncles, sexual harassment, sexually harassing, prison, prisons, imprison, imprisons, imprisoning, accountability, hold accountable, holding accountable