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"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
The Las Vegas Oddsmakers
Tags:steal, stealing, stealing base, base, stealing the base, las vegas, vegas, baseball, baseball game, expansion team, expansion teams, sports, competitive sports, america, american, region, regions, regional, gambling, gambler, gamblers, casino, casinos, sleaze, sleazy, sleazeball, creep, creeps, scam, scamming, scammer, scammed, scams, con, con artist, conned, cons, play on words, word play, word-play, fix, fixed, fixed game
"Need a hand with that Chekhov, pretty lady?"
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, modern life, modern world, flirt, flirting, creepy, creep, creeps, chekhov, misogyny, misogynist
"That was my answering cervix."
"My love for you is bigger than that, Melanie, which is why I'm able to ignore the restraining order."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, unrequited love, one-sided love, stalker, stalkers, stalking, crime, creep, creeps, creepy, creeper, creepers, restraining order, restraining orders, protective order, protective orders, court order, court orders, breaking the law, ignore, ignoring, illegal
"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
Tags:ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, headhunter, headhunters, head-hunter, head-hunters, headhunting, head-hunting, creep, creeps, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, heirloom, heirlooms, family heirloom, family heirlooms, inheritance, spear hunting, spear hunter, relative, relatives, great uncle, great uncles, family history
1,001 Cheap Disguises
Tags:disguise, disguised, disguises, book, books, bad disguise, bad disguises, weirdo, weird, how-to, costume, costumes, fancy dress, park, parks, creep, creeps, creepy, hide, hidden, hiding, conceal, concealed, mask, camo, camouflage, masks, impersonate, impersonator, impersonators, impostor, impostors
"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"
Tags:tip, tipping, tipped, tipping culture, attendant, unnecessary, work, gratuity, service charge, unwanted, awkward, excessive, excessively, unneeded, redundant, creepy, desperate, desperately, eager, overly eager, gratuities, creep, creeps, bellhop, bellhops, bellboy, bellboys, bell hop, bell hops, bell boy, bell boys, service charge, service charges, uncertainty, social expectation, social expectations, social graces
"Is there a better number I can stalk you on?"
A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.
"I don't know, just call it women's intuition."
Tags:snake, snakes, animal, animals, bad guy, bad guys, creep, creeps, bad feeling, bad feelings, uncomfortable, intuition, women's intuition, gut feeling, gut feelings, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexism, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, unwanted attention, unwanted male attention, ogle, ogling, stare, staring, sunglasses, bikini, bikinis, sunbathing, sunbather, sunbathers, disguise, disguises, caught in the act, caught red handed, male gaze, sneak, sneaky, creep, creeps, creepy
"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"
"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."
Tags:creep, creeps, stalker, stalkers, ex, exes, ex-boyfriend, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex-husband, ex-husbands, threat, threaten, threatened, threatening, self defence, self defense, stalking, criminal, criminals, gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
Tags:anthony, anthony hopkins, actor, actors, films, film, movie, movies, creepy, creep, creeps, urban, urban living, urban life, reference, references, bus, buses, public transport, car, cars, travel, transport, public, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, commutes, actor, actors, acting, cannibal, cannibals, hannibal, hannibal lecter, scared, scary, terror, terrified, paranoid, paranoia, long day, long day at work, modern life, modern, city, city life, city living, married, couple, couples, married life, pop culture, pop cultures, culture, cinema, hollywood
"Kick off your shoes and relax, my dear."
Tags:pickup, pickups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, pick-up, pick-ups, chatting up, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, flirting, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, creep, creeps, creepy, creepiness, love life, date, dates, dating, man cave, man caves, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, blood-sport, blood-sports
Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
"Don't worry - I'm on the pill."
Tags:creep, creeps, creepy, creepy old men, man, men, on the pill, birth control, male enhancement, erectile disfunction, erectile dysfunction, old men, elderly men, old people, elderly people, pickup line, pickup lines, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks
By April, the Great Pervert Airlift was in full swing...
Tags:perversion, sex criminal, sex criminals, airlift, airlifts, airlifts, remove, removes, remove from society, removing from society, metoo, #metoo, me too campaign, metoo campaign, creep, creeps, creepy uncle, creepy uncles, sexual harassment, sexually harassing, prison, prisons, imprison, imprisons, imprisoning, accountability, hold accountable, holding accountable
"...and for you, Dorothy, that I.U.D. you've been wanting."
"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."
"And how can you be certain the defendant had exhibit 'A' in his pocket and wasn't merely happy to see you?"
"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."
Tags:sleeze, sleaze, sleazy, creep, creepy, creeps, miss world, miss america, miss universe, miss united states, beauty, beautiful, model, models, modelling, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, pageants, pageantry, women, woman, mayor, mayorial, sash, sashes, indicative, indicate, men, man, masculinity, toxic masculinity, oogle, oggle