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White house staff advised to check their closets for Stephen Miller before bedtime.
"That's from the lobby security camera the first time you ever came over."
Tags:relationship, relationships, boyfriend, couple, couples, boyfriends, girlfriends, creepy, creep, creeper, stalker, obsessed, obsession, dating, dates, date, seeing each other, spying, surveillance, invasion of privacy, privacy, watching, following, stalking, security, security camera, picture, video, red flag, warning sign
"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."
Tags:sexist, old fashioned, token, tokenism, gross, creepy, gammon, gammons, misogyny, chauvinism, chauvinist, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, fat cat
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife
Tags:midwife, midwives, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, maternity ward, maternity wards, vintage maternity ward, vintage maternity wards, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, stare, staring, stares, lech, sleeze, sleezy, lecherous, creep, creepy, distracted, distraction, distractions, old fashioned sexism, bad father, bad fathers, bad dad, bad dads, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"Need a hand with that Chekhov, pretty lady?"
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, modern life, modern world, flirt, creepy, creep, creeps, chekhov, misogyny, misogynist
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
"My love for you is bigger than that, Melanie, which is why I'm able to ignore the restraining order."
"That was my answering cervix."
"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"
1,001 Cheap Disguises
Tags:disguise, disguised, disguises, book, books, bad disguise, bad disguises, weirdo, weird, how-to, costume, costumes, fancy dress, park, parks, creep, creeps, creepy, hide, hidden, hiding, conceal, concealed, mask, camo, camouflage, masks, impersonate, impersonator, impersonators, impostor, impostors
"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."
"If that thing says one word, I'm leaving!"
Tags:funeral, funerals, ventriloquists dummy, ventriloquists dummies, ventriloquist's dummy, ventriloquists' dummies, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, dummies, creepy, creeped out, ventriloquism, ventriloquy, performer, performers, funeral service, funeral services, coffin, coffins, memorial service, memorial services
"Hi, welcome to the Uncanny Valley of Pancakes."
"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"
Tags:tip, tipping, tipped, tipping culture, attendant, unnecessary, work, gratuity, service charge, unwanted, awkward, excessive, excessively, unneeded, redundant, creepy, desperate, desperately, eager, overly eager, gratuities, creep, creeps, bellhop, bellhops, bellboy, bellboys, bell hop, bell hops, bell boy, bell boys, service charge, service charges, uncertainty, social expectation, social expectations, social graces
"Is there a better number I can stalk you on?"
"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
Tags:interruption, interrupted, interrupt, interrupts, beast, beasts, monster, monsters, distraction, distracted, distract, distracts, gun, guns, revolver, smoking gun, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, landline, home phone, horror, horrors, classic horror, creepy, spooky, scary, imagery, halloween
"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, kid, kids, child, children, putting the kids to bed, putting the children to bed, night, nighttime, dark, scary, scared, afraid, fearful, anxious, nervous, monster, monsters, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, son, sons, skull, skulls, bones, bones, skeleton, skeletons, dead, creepy, corner, corners, eerie, frightening, disturbing, weird
"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."
Tags:mountain, mountain men, monster, monsters, urban myth, urban legend, urban myths, urban legends, beast, beasts, creature, creatures, climbing, climber, climbers, hiking, hiker, hikers, big foot, giant, giants, horror, halloween, creepy, scary, spooky, happy halloween, maneater, man-eater, man eater, maneating, man-eating, man eating
"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"
Tags:sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, deep sea fishing, lure, lures, fishing line, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, sci-fi, science fiction, creepy, scary, dangerous, risky, predator, predators, hunting, myth, myths, legend, legends, food, hungry
Reading Over your Shoulder
"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, unwanted attention, unwanted male attention, ogle, ogling, stare, staring, sunglasses, bikini, bikinis, sunbathing, sunbathers, disguise, disguises, caught red handed, sneak, sneaky, creep, creeps, creepy