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'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'
A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
Tags:pet, pets, goldfish, fish, pet fish, dead fish, dead pet, dead pets, funeral, funerals, pet funeral, pet funerals, viking funeral, viking funeral, flushing goldfish, toilet, toilets, overkill, overdo, overdone, unnecessary, cremate, cremation, cremated, norse funeral, norse funerals, funeral pyre, funeral pyres
Tags:grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, burial, burials, bury, buries, burying, modern life, modern times, trend, trends, funeral, funerals, sendoff, sendoffs, send-off, send-offs, cremation, cremate, cremates, blast off, blasts off, blasting off, rocket, rockets, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, goodbye, goodbyes, saying goodbye
The History of Where People Are Allowed To Smoke...
The Horn of By-Products
Tags:horn of plenty, waste, wastage, biological waste, biological wastage, hospital waste, hospital wastage, cremation, cremate, by product, by products, by-product, by-products, cornucopia, cornucopias, the cornucopia, greek, ancient greeks, the ancient greeks, greek mythology, greeks, amalthea, the goat amalthea, horn, horns, cultural icon, cultural icons, secondary product, secondary products, surgery, surgeries, sewage, sewage waste, human waste, human remains, surgeon, surgeons
The Cremation of Orville Redenbacher,
"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
Tags:funeral, funerals, cremation, cremations, crematorium, cremate, crematoriums, cremates, death, deaths, wishes, wish, last wish, last wishes, final, final wish, final wishes, ash, ashes, remain, remains, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaning, tidy, tidies, mess, messy, vacuum cleaner, vacuum, hoover, vacuum cleaners, vacuums, messed, odd, unusual, end, passing
"If I had it to do over again I definitely wouldn't have been cremated."
'I've decided I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in a snow globe.'
"Personally, I prefer cremation."
Tags:cremation, cremations, cremating, cremated, cremate, cremates, burial, burials, funeral, funerals, undertaker, undertakers, murder, murders, crime scene, crime scenes, buried body, buried bodies, corpse, corpses, funeral service, funeral services, funeral arrangement, burial arrangements, burial arrangement, funeral arrangements, last rite, last rites
"Wrong line, buddy."
Tags:funeral, funerals, funeral home, wake, wakes, dead, death, dying, died, die, passed, passed away, celebration of life, remembrance of life, deceased, deceased person, deceased people, funeral procession, funeral processions, line, lines, buffet line, buffet, food, cannibalism, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, burial, burials, cremate, cremation, cremated, buried, funeral director, funeral directors, mourn, mourning, mourner, mourners, embalmer, embalmers, embalming
'When I die please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. Write on the envelope, now you have everything.'
'It's our newest cremation model. Tank sold separately.'
The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.
'I'm glad your husband finally agreed to join us.'
Superman, aka, 'Man of Steel' Rust in Peace.
Do you do cremations?
Fester & Sons Funeral Home: 'Ashes to ashes.'
"Nope. Had it cream-ated."
"Burial or cremation?"
'It was his last wish, Helen. 'Scatter my ashes,' he whispered, 'over my favorite spot on Earth.''
Tags:ash, ashes, spread, spreads, spreading, cremate, cremates, cremated, cremation, cremations, death, die, dies, died, favorite spot, favorite spots, favourite spot, favourite spots, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, wished, request, requests, requesting, requested, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'
Tags:cremate, cremates, cremated, die, dead, death, deaths, urn, urns, ash, ashes, season ticket, season tickets, ticket, tickets, fan, fans, fanatic, fanatics, crowd, crowds, last wish, last wishes, final wish, final wishes, request, requests, requesting, requested, audience, audiences, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Phillipe was a great chef - and requested to be cremated medium-rare.'
'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'