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A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
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The History of Where People Are Allowed To Smoke...
The Cremation of Orville Redenbacher,
"I found Grandpa's old cough!"
"No, the urns are pretty much one size fits all."
"If I had it to do over again I definitely wouldn't have been cremated."
'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''
'I've decided I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in a snow globe.'
"Personally, I prefer cremation."
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"Wrong line, buddy."
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"You want to be cremated, Victor? When?"
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"I want to be cremated and have my ashes sprinkled on the Republican Party."
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'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'
'My wife insisted this is where I spread her ashes.'
"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."
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"I haven't told Barry yet, but I'm planning to be cremated rather than being made into bacon."
"Your great great grandpa Karl's ashes are in this trunk, Billy. The old man was as big as a goddamn house."
Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.
Cremated Angel - "Cremated, eh? Well, just try not to get all over everything."
Do you do cremations?
Fester & Sons Funeral Home: 'Ashes to ashes.'
'I planned to have him cremated - but you know me, always changing my mind at the very last minute.'
"Nope. Had it cream-ated."