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'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'
"He's arranged to have his ashes snorted by Keith Richards."
The Cremation of Orville Redenbacher,
'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'
'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''
"Personally, I prefer cremation."
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'When I die please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. Write on the envelope, now you have everything.'
'It's our newest cremation model. Tank sold separately.'
'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'
The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.
"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
"He brought joy to tens."
"Put his ashes in the shop vac, it'll save me the trouble."
'Phillipe was a great chef - and requested to be cremated medium-rare.'
County Morgue and Crematorium, All baking done on premises.
'Have you considered cremation as a cheaper alternative?'
'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'
A crematorium for marshmallows.
'You want to be cremated? O.K. get your coat...'
'Hey, Jack, our pizza is done.'
'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'
'He really wanted to be cremated. . .'
'This contains Fred's ashes - I was determined to make sure he'd remain useful around the house!'
The Bread world's version of a Crematorium using a Toaster to Cremate.