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'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'
Chicken Funeral Planning.
A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
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'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'
The History of Where People Are Allowed To Smoke...
"He's arranged to have his ashes snorted by Keith Richards."
The Horn of By-Products
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The Cremation of Orville Redenbacher,
"I found Grandpa's old cough!"
'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'
"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
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"No, the urns are pretty much one size fits all."
"If I had it to do over again I definitely wouldn't have been cremated."
'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''
'I've decided I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in a snow globe.'
"Personally, I prefer cremation."
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"You want to be cremated, Victor? When?"
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"Wrong line, buddy."
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'When I die please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. Write on the envelope, now you have everything.'
'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'
"Whatever isn't cigarette butts in there is Harold."
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'It's our newest cremation model. Tank sold separately.'
My Child is an Honor Roll Student At the Alax School of Embalming.