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Chicken Funeral Planning.
'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'
The History of Where People Are Allowed To Smoke...
"He's arranged to have his ashes snorted by Keith Richards."
The Cremation of Orville Redenbacher,
"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
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'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''
"Personally, I prefer cremation."
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'When I die please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. Write on the envelope, now you have everything.'
My Child is an Honor Roll Student At the Alax School of Embalming.
'You are LATE! Your dinner's being cremated in the oven!'
The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.
"I haven't told Barry yet, but I'm planning to be cremated rather than being made into bacon."
"It looks nothing like him
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"Paper or plastic?"
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Potato Funeral Planning
"I can feel the river come to life...but why aren't the bids singing?"
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Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.
'Poor Harry. He always wanted a burial - not a cremation.'
'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'
"What about you? Would you rather leave a stump or be mulched and scattered?"
"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
Do you do cremations?