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"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
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"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."
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The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.
Fester & Sons Funeral Home: 'Ashes to ashes.'
"Nope. Had it cream-ated."
'Put his ashes in the shop vac, it'll save me trouble.'
"I still think we should have buried him."
'Couldn't you just spontaneously combust!'
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Crematorium Wheelie Bin
County Morgue and Crematorium, All baking done on premises.
'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'
A crematorium worker has been caught out toasting Marshmallows.
A crematorium for marshmallows.
'Hey, Jack, our pizza is done.'
'Look, the old bastard is taking all of his money with him.'
'...and on a clear day you can see the Municipal Crematorium...'
The Dinner Break
The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate
A Crematorium worker is caught out preparing a chicken and vegetables for roasting in the Cremating oven
Chicken Crematoriums: A Crematorium for Chickens using an Oven for cremating
'Your husband died in a fire accident, madam? Well in that case You'll get a discount...'
'Hurry up, they're coming in already.'
Fluffy's kitty litter and the crematorium.
'...Got a light mate?'