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'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'
"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."
"Under 'Occupation' I usually just put 'Roam the earth.' "
'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'
'Oh yeah? Well yesterday, I caught one this big!'
Two Triceratops see a Stegasaurus coming out of a Jurassic fashion store - 'OMG, tail spikes and plates... that is so last epoch!'
"Dinosaurs are cool!"
'See folks, this is the era that will be remembered as the time that dinosaurs ruled the earth, not a time when furry little mammals ruled the earth.'
Bird - Somebody told him he's descended from dinosaurs.
Tea Rex: 'Sandwiches! We needs us some sandwiches.'
Dinosaurs: "Small world, eh?" "Nah, we're just really really big."
'The final humiliating days of the mighty triceratops.'