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'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'
Tags:mutiny, mutinies, bird, birds, parrot, parrots, talking bird, talking birds, treasure, treasures, chest, chests, tattle tale, tattle tales, crew, crews, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafaring, cheat, cheats, backstabbing, captain, captains, pirate, pirates, piracy, buccaneer, buccaneers, brevity, brevity
'As Boss of this gang I'm in charge of Strategy; Fingers you head up Acquisitions; Tiny: Security; and Speedy: Transport. Leaving our intern Hugo, as Health & Safety Officer, to do the Risk Assessment.'
"Ask it what happened to our first crew."
"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
Tags:cruise, cruises, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, voyage, voyager, voyagers, sea travel, sea, ocean, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, staff, crew, crewman, crewmen, captain, pirate, pirates, mean, angry, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, cruise line, cruise lines, pirate ship, pirate ships
"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, firework, fireworks, explosive, explosives, volunteer, volunteers, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs
"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, fixate, fixating, fixation, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, handicap, handicaps
Rowing - Eights / After Eights.
'Man, there's gotta be an easier way to do this. . .'
Witch Rowing Team
It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.
"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"
Tags:ocean, sea, stranded, stuck, trapped, survivor, survivors, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, dinghy, raft, rafts, boat, boats, sailor, sailors, captain, captains, crew, crewman, crewmen, swearing, cursing, inappropriate language, language, swear jar, swear-jar, money, finances, dollar, dollars, punishments, meaningless, pointless, hopeless
Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight
Tags:pirate, pirated, moon, mooning, line of sight, lines of sight, blind spot, blind spots, eyepatch, patch, patches, eye patch, eye-patches, eye patches, yarr, pirate ship, pirates, ship, ships, poop deck, deck, decks, above deck, above decks, crew, captain, captain of the ship, captains, crews, crewed, mutiny, mutinous, treason, treasons, treasonous, high seas, high sea, highseas, highsea, split, split down the middle, pirating, pirated, poking fun, poke fun, pokes fun
'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'
'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'
"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
Tags:air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airport, airports, flying, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight stewardess, flight stewardesses, air hostess, air hostesses, flying crew, crew, crews, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, landing, landings, crash landing, crash landings, bad landing, bad landings, rough landing, rough landings, bad pilot, bad pilots, can't fly, crash, crunch, cereal, breakfast cereal, cereal character, cereal characters, word play, wordplay
"I was in a different place then."
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, profession, professions, career change, career, careers, job change, history, historical, historically, spatula, spatulas, fry, fries, fry cook, line cook, chef, chefs, cooking, cookery, reform, reforms, reformed, reforming
"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."
Tags:myth, myths, legend, legends, pirate, pirates, treasure, treasure chest, treasure chests, luggage, baggage, lost luggage, lost baggage, lost treasure, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, problem, problems, lost, found, lost and found, captain, captains, crew, digging, buried, buried treasure, airline, airlines, flying, air travel
Ping Pong Airport
"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."
Bulltoon: Bull dozer!
'Apparently, you fail to appreciate the seriousness of your situation.'
"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, treasure, treasures, treasure chest, treasure chests, pirate ship, pirate ships, pirateship, pirateships, sailor, sailors, lifeboat, lifeboats, liferaft, life-raft, life-rafts, life raft, life rafts, sailor, sailors, friend, friends, crew, crews, friendship, friendships, betrayal, betrayals, abandon ship, abandoned ship, abandoning ship
"Not in front of the crew!"
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, cat, cats, pet, pets, scratching post, scratches, scratch, scratching, crew, crews, respect, respecting, respected
I retired when the crew began calling me Salt and Pepper Beard
Tags:age, aging, old, old folks, elderly, elder, retire, retirement, community, pirate, eyepatch, black, beard, salt, pepper, gray, graying, hair, color, parrot, peg leg, crew, retired, piracy, captain, black beard, grey, greying, old age, pensioner, pensioners, care home, retirement home, edward teach, edward thatch
"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."
Tags:out to lunch cartoon, airplane, aeroplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, emergency exit, emergency exits, emergency, exit, exits, wrong use, arrest, arrested, airline, airlines, behaviour, behavior, bad, passenger, passengers, fly, flight, crew, queue, queues, queuing, long, impatient, impatience, wait your turn, rude, flying, problem, problems, excuse, excuses