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A Wii in a manger
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"You want to check out my crib?"
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Gifts for a cloned baby!
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"Which one generates the most synapses?"
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'Don't worry - one day we'll get our own back when we put them in a nursing home.'
Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'
Baby's mobile has electronic devices.
'The next time we visit your parents we're staying at a motel!'
'She's in training.'
The 3 Stages of Life
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
"Oh, that poor thing."
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'I wonder which dopey voice he's going to use this time.'
'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'
"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."
"I guess we're becoming quite popular. I heard everything is going mobile."
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
"I think I have diaper rash...whoever is responsible for this I'll sue when I grow up."
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"She definitely has your neck bolts."
"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."
"The ducks are too infantilizing."
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"Same old same old. How about you?"
'This has been a test of my emergency broadcast systems.'
"The dog is developing quicker than me."
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