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"Get a pouch!"
Charles Darwin - evolution of the species. . . at the cricket.
"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."
"It's the spirit of the game that matters... We bat... we bowl... they lose."
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"We've got it all covered...the cricket, the tennis, the soccer and the other one is for Team Australia."
'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'
'Yeah, I used to play cricket. How did you guess?'
'And how were the England side doing, dear, before your foot slipped?'
"That's right. It's a cricket bat. I got you one of the new, really bent ones."
10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.
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Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.
'I had a hard time last night explaining the cricket match to my wife.' - 'She found out I wasn't there.'
'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'
I think you just paid Â£5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.
'How very Lord's.'
'How come every time there's a big cricket match on, your granny wants you to take her to the doctor?' - 'Do you think she's faking it?'
'Sounds like another unfair dismissal,'
'Sound like another unfair dismissal.'
'Please don't leave me dear, what will I do without you?. . .Oh, great shot.'
'What a lovely sunny day!'
What do you know about culture?
'Wake-up dear...There's an add break...That'll put some excitement into watching the cricket.'
'Mind dropping us off at Lords,old chap?'