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Official Electro-Charged Wedgie-Resistant Underpants
Beware of the Dog
"Oh that, it's a cat-deterrent: Seems to work..."
Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.
'Actually, it's a fake, but I've never been mugged.'
"This is the club. I highly recommend it as an effective deterrent to wheel theft."