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'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'
'Hey kid, what are you in for?'
'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'
'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
Thief's swag bag is filled with dollar signs.
'As Boss of this gang I'm in charge of Strategy; Fingers you head up Acquisitions; Tiny: Security; and Speedy: Transport. Leaving our intern Hugo, as Health & Safety Officer, to do the Risk Assessment.'
"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."
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"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
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"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."
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'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'
"The past, Your Honor, is a foreign country, and we did things differently there."
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"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
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"We get this place renamed the 'men-only prison,' and women will be demanding admission."
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"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."
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"The entire West Coast division must go. Make it look like an accident."
"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and the bloodstains on my clothes and in the trunk of my car!"
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"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."
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Los Alamos Hard Drives
I'm with Stupid - I'm with Guilty
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"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"
"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."
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