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'Hey kid, what are you in for?'
Thief's swag bag is filled with dollar signs.
'As Boss of this gang I'm in charge of Strategy; Fingers you head up Acquisitions; Tiny: Security; and Speedy: Transport. Leaving our intern Hugo, as Health & Safety Officer, to do the Risk Assessment.'
'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'
"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."
Tags:specialize, specializes, specializing, specialise, specialises, specialising, pundit, pundits, punditry, legal pundit, legal pundits, lucrative, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, crimes, criminal, legal expert, legal experts, tv lawyer, tv lawyers, media pundit, media pundits
"The salary is unimportant—I'll just siphon off what I need."
Tags:businesses, money, corrupt, corruption, corporate, corporation, executive, executives, human resources, hiring, hires, recruit, recruits, hired, embezzle, embezzled, embezzling, corporate culture, elite, elites, elitism, ethic, ethical, ethics, morals, morality, criminal, criminals, human resource, human-resources, human-resource, corrupts, embezzlement
"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link
"You got to hand it to Bloody Eddy—it's the last place in the world you'd think of as a hide-out."
Tags:cop, cops, police, police officer, noir, crime thriller, crime fiction, hard boiled, hard-boiled, hardboiled, shoot out, shoot-out, criminal, criminals, on the run, detective, detectives, funfair, fair, theme park, inversion, invert, inverted, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, horror, old school, old school horror, stake out, stake-out
"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police officer, noir, crime thriller, crime fiction, criminal, criminals, on the run, detective, detectives, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, horror, old school, old school horror, film, films, movie, movies, execute, executed, executioner, executioners, capital punishment, jail, jailed, criminal, death row, dead, dying, die, died, death
"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
Tags:execution, executions, death penalty, the death penalty, electric chair, the electric chair, lethal injection, lethal injections, death row, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, death row lawyer, death row lawyers, capital punishment, low iq, iq, incompetent, incompetence, temporary insanity, temporarily insane, legal system, the legal system, illogical, irrational, insanity defense, insanity defence, defense lawyer, defence lawyers, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, criminal prosecution
"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."
Tags:pledge drive, pledge drives, pledge, pledges, pledging, legal right, legal rights, due process, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, tv channel, tv channels, television channel, television channels, crimes, criminal, criminals, charity pledge, charity pledges, fundraising, crowdsourcing, fundraiser, fundraisers, crowd-sourcing, legal process
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, criminal passion, collar, collars, button, buttons, necktie, neckties, neck-tie, neck-ties, dress code, dress-code, dress-codes, dress codes, crime passionnel, crime of passion, secret rebellion, secret rebellions, rage, rages, businessmen, businessman, white collar crime, white collar crimes
"So where's the good cop?"
Tags:interrogation, interrogations, interrogation room, interrogation rooms, interrogation technique, interrogation techniques, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, suspected criminal, perp, perps, perpetrator, perpetrators, good cop, bad cop, good cop/bad cop routine, good cop-bad cop routine, police brutality, police corruption, appearances, judging a book by its cover, joint questioning
'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'
A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, arrested, locked up, incarceration, imprisoned, delay, delays, delaying, avoiding, avoidance, putting off, inevitable, distracting, distraction, distractions, unsuccessful, procrastination, procrastinating, stalling
"You missed a belt loop."
"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, stupid, stupidity, stupidly, cement, cement shoe, cement shoes, wrong, bungle, bungled, incorrect, incorrectly, goof, goofed, spoof, parody, play on words, word-play, visual gag
"The past, Your Honor, is a foreign country, and we did things differently there."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, law, laws, law and order, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, judge, judges, the past, excuse, excuses, criminal, criminals, crimes, trial, on trial, history, past mistakes, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, remorse
"I'm finding it difficult to keep alive the little embezzler within."
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, in prison, in jail, in gaol, gaol, jail, gaols, jails, cellmate, cellmate, inner child, the inner child, embezzler, embezzlers, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzling, psychobabble, criminal, criminals, corrupt, corruption
"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
Tags:murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, homicides, gun, guns, shot, shots, bullet, bullets, crimes, criminal, criminals, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, maid, maids, wasted effort, wasted efforts, mariticide, mariticides, married life, marital dispute, marital disputes, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, domestic violence, domestic abuse
"We get this place renamed the 'men-only prison,' and women will be demanding admission."
Tags:men's prison, men's prisons, male only prison, male only prisons, left out, feeling left out, persuasive, persuasion, persuade, jealous, jealousy, prisoner, prisoners, prison, jail, locked up, locked away, imprison, imprisoned, imprisonment, crimes, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, cellmate, cellmates, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, men, man, woman, women
"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, organised crime, organized crime, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafia bosses, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, intern, interns, internship, crime doesn't pay, office, offices, business, businesses, apprentice, apprenticeship, apprenticeships, apprentices, unpaid work, unpaid labour, unpaid labor, criminal career, criminal careers
"The entire West Coast division must go. Make it look like an accident."
"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."
Tags:police officer, police officers, security, security officer, security officers, park warden, park wardens, park controller, park controllers, rules, park rules, regulations, law, order, fines, fine, fee, fees, criminal, criminals, breaking the law, rebel, rebels, alcohol, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beverages