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"I think we really got hurt by the jury selection!"
"We're back home from your arraignment, Lester! You can take that off your head, now."
"Driving safely and falsifying crash test results."
'Since you were born with wings, we'll argue that flying without a license does not apply in your case...and if you'll show up in court fully clothed, I think I can get the public nudity charge thrown out.'
Arthur Andersen (But not the Arthur Anderson)
"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."
'Coming up. . . drug test results. . . criminal charges. . . and, of course, scores. . .'
'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'
'The Americans want him kept there till he stops telling the truth.'
'I sentence you to 30 days in jail; and I sentence your attorney to 10 days for coming up with such a stupid defense.'
'The Captain said we have to drop the arson charges against the fun house operator - it was all smoke and mirrors.'
"Guilty and really sorry to have caused all this bother, Your Honour."
"Loitering with intent to have a bit of a chat with my mates. . . What about you?"
"Here in Scotland 'not proven' means 'guilty, but don't do it again'.'
"Are you going to charge me?"
"The charge is loitering, your honor."
Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!