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"I'm leaving public life so I can spend more time with my lawyers."
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"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."
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'Uh-oh! It's the pun police!'
". . . And this is my stalker, Kevin."
"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"
"I disagree. The incident may be disturbing, but only those very easily offended would find it revolting."
"Hey everybody, Quigley is practicing his perp walk."
"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"
"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"
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"My client would like 75 other offences taken into consideration for his Guinness Book of Records attempt."
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"He's wearing polyester."
"They got me for running a chain of very fattening fast-food joints."
'As you haven't left the house in weeks, I'm having you arrested.'
"I was just trying to brush him back."
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"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"
Tags:artistic license, artistic license, artist, artists, graffiti, graffitist, graffitists, artwork, artworks, licence, licences, license, licenses, crimes, criminal, criminals, criminal offence, criminal offences, cell mate, cell mates, cellmate, cellmates, prisoner, prisoners, free speech, censorship, censor, censors
'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'
"Mom, is it legal to yell, 'Squirrel,' in a movie theater?"
"Sure, it was a hate crime. He hates me, and I slugged him."
'I admit I made death threats, but they weren't anonymous.'
'Someone, help me! Everything I was put in here for is now legal!'
"The government and I had a difference of opinion on what was tax deductible."
"They got me on simple assault, stalking and public lewdness!"
"Arresting me for trespass - on what grounds?"
"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"