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"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
'Basically, we're hoping for a global yeast infection epidemic.'
The Handwriting on the Wall
"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
Tags:old, older, old age, age, aged, ageing, retiree, retired, retiring, retirement, vault, vaulting, vaulted, gymnast, gymnastics, gymnastically, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, crises, married life, marriage, married, old married couple, couple, couples, love, loving, goofing, goofy, goofing off, have fun, having fun together, fun
"He says he feels empty inside."
Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.
'We're transferring you to our Final Straw pension scheme.'
The All-Crisis Network
In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.
Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.
Tags:monkey, monkeys, crisis management, situation, situations, crisis, new york, ny, helicopters, banana, giant monkey, giant monkeys, primate, primates, helicopter, bananas, gorilla, gorillas, crisis, crises, feedback loop, feedback loops, think outside the box, thinking outside the box, solution, solutions, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations
"You know neither one of you guys has ever been worth a damn in a crisis."
Tags:crisis, crises, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, employee, employees, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, damage control, play, plays, playing, mess around, messes around, messing around, head in the clouds, insult, insults, insulting, tell off, tells off, telling off, scold, scolds, scolding
'I'm afraid that medicine doesn't know all there is to know about treating recession jitters.'
"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
'See, dear? I told you it still fits!'
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
'Crisis? Which crisis?'
Oil Spill Blame
"I've decided not tot become a father until later on in my fatherhood."
Tags:father, fatherhood, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, parenting, parental, parenthood, married, marriage, children, child, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, choice, choices, choosing, choose, chooses, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, avoid, avoiding, avoidance
Catalonia declares independence.
God extends hand to Uncle Sam who is holding the Declaration of Independence
Tags:government, governments, politics, socialism, america, uncle sam, us, usa, united states, united states of america, declaration of independence, marxism, fascism, crisis, depression, crises, depressions, recession, recessions, help from god, helping hand, helping hands, pray, prayer, prayers, prays, heal, healing, god, religious freedom
Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.
Tags:town crier, town criers, wake, wakes, awaken, awakens, morning, mornings, wake-up, wake up, wake-up call, wake-up class, wake up class, wake up calls, waking up, alarm, alarms, alarm clock, alarm clocks, noisy alarm, noisy alarms, call to arms, revolution, revolutions, revolutionary, revolutionaries, national emergency, national emergencies, crisis, crises, national crisis, national crises
'I worked very hard and finally got to the top of the ladder... only to find that I'd leaned it against the wrong wall.'
Crisis Management Training
EU medusa screams.
Midlife Crises of Appliances.
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, mid life crisis, crisis, appliance, appliances, tech, technology, modern, modern life, modernity, crises, vcr, video, video player, dishwasher, dishwashers, blender, blenders, furniture, electronics, electronic, age, aging, aged, time, father time, time goes by, things fall apart, broke, broken, break, breaking, breaks, fault, faulty, changes, changing, change, frustration, frustrated