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"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
Tags:apocalypse, apocalypses, end of the world, ending of the world, crisis, crises, world crisis, world in crisis, disaster, disasters, disasterous, phone, phones, phoning, therapist, therapists, therapy, therapies, dinosaur, dinosaurs, look, looks, looking, find, finds, finding, fire, fires, wildfire, wild fire, wildfires, wild fires, search, searches, searching
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
'Basically, we're hoping for a global yeast infection epidemic.'
"Not everyone's as lucky as us to still have jobs."
Tags:job, jobs, occupation, occupations, career, careers, employee, employees, employed, employment, lucky, luck, lucked out, beg, begs, begging, homeless, unemployed, homelessness, recession, recessions, firing, fire, fired, make redundant, redundancy, profession, professions, career, careers, economy, economic crisis, crisis, crises
Mysterious stranger wonders who he, himself, is.
Tags:bar, bars, crowd, crowds, crowded, stranger, strangers, mysterious stranger, mysterious strangers, existential crisis, existential crises, crisis, crises, personal crisis, personal crises, self-discovery, stock character, stereotype, cliche, cliches, film cliche, film cliches, find yourself, found yourself, lose yourself, lost yourself
The Handwriting on the Wall
"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
Tags:old, older, old age, age, aged, ageing, retiree, retired, retiring, retirement, vault, vaulting, vaulted, gymnast, gymnastics, gymnastically, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, crises, married life, marriage, married, old married couple, couple, couples, love, loving, goofing, goofy, goofing off, have fun, having fun together, fun
"He's having an identity crisis. He fears he hit a polar bear with his Prius."
Tags:crisis, crises, identity crisis, crisis of confidence, sense of self, self image, self images, self esteem, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, activist, activists, activism, liberal, liberals, environmentally conscious, environmentally friendly, roadkill, prius driver, driver, drivers, driving
"He says he feels empty inside."
Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.
'We're transferring you to our Final Straw pension scheme.'
"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"
Tags:librarian, librarians, emergency, emergencies, emergency personnel, emergency personnels, library, libraries, medical emergency, medical emergencies, crisis, crises, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, passenger, passengers, literary question, bookworm, bookworms, book worm, book worms
The All-Crisis Network
In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.
"That's crap we inherited. That's our crap. We'll let the grandkids sort it out."
Tags:attic, attics, loft, lofts, store, stores, storing, storage, inherit, inherited, inheritence, hoard, hoards, hoarding, grandchild, deal, deals, dealing, sort out, sort it out, problem, problems, generation, generations, toxic waste, racism, climate change, envrionmental issues, debt, international issue, international problems, crises, world crisis, deal, deals, dealing, clear up, clearing up, handle, handles, handling
Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.
Tags:monkey, monkeys, crisis management, situation, situations, crisis, new york, ny, helicopters, banana, giant monkey, giant monkeys, primate, primates, helicopter, bananas, gorilla, gorillas, crisis, crises, feedback loop, feedback loops, think outside the box, thinking outside the box, solution, solutions, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations
"You know neither one of you guys has ever been worth a damn in a crisis."
Tags:crisis, crises, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, employee, employees, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, damage control, play, plays, playing, mess around, messes around, messing around, head in the clouds, insult, insults, insulting, tell off, tells off, telling off, scold, scolds, scolding
'I'm afraid that medicine doesn't know all there is to know about treating recession jitters.'
"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"
Tags:broker, brokers, financial broker, financial brokers, finance, finances, finance manager, finance managers, accountant, accountants, accounting, bookkeeping, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, mid-life, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, crisis, crises, emergency, emergencies, dilemma, dilemmas, breakdown, money, stocks, market, bank, banking, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, realistic, financial advisor, financial adviser, financial advisors, financial advisers, spending spree, retail therapy
"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
'See, dear? I told you it still fits!'
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
'Crisis? Which crisis?'
Oil Spill Blame
"I've decided not tot become a father until later on in my fatherhood."
Tags:father, fatherhood, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, parenting, parental, parenthood, married, marriage, children, child, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, choice, choices, choosing, choose, chooses, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, avoid, avoiding, avoidance