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"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
Tags:apocalypse, apocalypses, end of the world, ending of the world, crisis, crises, world crisis, world in crisis, disaster, disasters, disasterous, phone, phones, phoning, therapist, therapists, therapy, therapies, dinosaur, dinosaurs, look, looks, looking, find, finds, finding, fire, fires, wildfire, wild fire, wildfires, wild fires, search, searches, searching
"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."
Tags:there are no atheists in foxholes, atheist, atheists, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, atheism, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, foxhole, foxholes, crisis, crisis point, supreme court, religious ruling, religious freedoms, religious rulings, finding faith, discrimination, political freedom, political freedoms
"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
Tags:denial, in denial, late for work, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, monday morning, monday mornings, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, getting old, getting older, ageing, crisis, existential crisis, running late, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, sick day, sick days, sick leave, sickie, sickies, the inevitability of death
"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."
Tags:proposition, proposal, proposals, suggestion, suggestions, influence, influences, scheme, schemes, scenario, scenarios, sad, sadness, melancholy, melancholic, depressed, depression, crisis, cheer, cheering up, cheer up, cheer ups, wingman, wingmen, friend, friends, buds, pals, bud, pal, stranger, strangers, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, drunk, drunken, drunks, pub, pubs
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
'Basically, we're hoping for a global yeast infection epidemic.'
"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."
God being dismayed at the state of the world.
"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."
Tags:emergency, doctors, medical, medicine, a&e, accident and emergency, accident & emergency, emergency room, er, free market, health insurance, health cover, health plan, healthcare cover, health-care cover, healthcare covers, health-care covers, crisis, healthcare plan, health-care plan, healthcare plans, health-care plans, single payer health care, universal health care, libertarian, laissez faire, laissez-faire, market solution, the free market, the free market provides, capitalism, socialism, health, care, doctors, medicine
Mysterious stranger wonders who he, himself, is.
Tags:bar, bars, crowd, crowds, crowded, stranger, strangers, mysterious stranger, mysterious strangers, existential crisis, existential crises, crisis, crises, personal crisis, personal crises, self-discovery, stock character, stereotype, cliche, cliches, film cliche, film cliches, find yourself, found yourself, lose yourself, lost yourself
The Handwriting on the Wall
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
Tags:bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun
"Have you been playing dice?"
Tags:sky, skies, heaven, heavens, zeus, sky god, god, gods, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, thunder, thunderbolt, thundering, dice, playing dice, play, plays, playing, roll, rolls, rolling, rolling dice, disaster, disasters, world disaster, crisis, world crisis, state, state of the world, game, games
"He's having an identity crisis. He fears he hit a polar bear with his Prius."
Tags:crisis, crises, identity crisis, crisis of confidence, sense of self, self image, self images, self esteem, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, activist, activists, activism, liberal, liberals, environmentally conscious, environmentally friendly, roadkill, prius driver, driver, drivers, driving
"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
Tags:old, older, old age, age, aged, ageing, retiree, retired, retiring, retirement, vault, vaulting, vaulted, gymnast, gymnastics, gymnastically, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, crises, married life, marriage, married, old married couple, couple, couples, love, loving, goofing, goofy, goofing off, have fun, having fun together, fun
"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."
Tags:escape, run away, running away, escapes, unwanted, sewer, sewers, live in the sewers, folder, spreadsheets, spreadsheet, folders, dossier, useless, unhelpful, use, using, business, businesses, businessman, corporate, corporation, flee, demonised, getaway, run, running, hide, hiding, make your escape, crash, financial, crisis
"He says he feels empty inside."
"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
Tags:pirate, pirates, parrot, parrots, pirate ship, pirate ships, ship, ships, ocean, sea, seas, ship in a bottle, miniature, miniatures, miniature ship, miniature ships, existentialism, existentialist, existentialists, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, meaning of life, crisis, existential crisis, thinker, thinkers, existence
'I've got good news and bad news...'
Berlusconi and Italy
Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.
'We're transferring you to our Final Straw pension scheme.'
"What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong,"
"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"
Tags:crystal ball, crystal balls, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, future, tell the future, humanity, humans, read, reads, reading, robot, robots, droid, droids, oracle, oracles, believer, believers, believing, seek, seeks, seeking, help, helping, crisis, world crisis, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus, world disaster, global warming
'Borrow 50p? Sorry, I'm staying out of the sub-prime lending market.'