Crisis Management Cartoons and Comics

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'What a great day! I spent the morning burning bridges and the afternoon putting out fires!'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.

Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.

"We ought to consider taking Freedley off crisis management."

'Crisis Management Training'

Crisis Management Training

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."

"It's not a matter of who's the fastest draw, Luke. It's a matter of whose style of crisis management is more result-effective in the short run."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

CEO decides to enroll the board in an apology workshop.

"Remember, we're all in this together."

'Welcome. We will start shortly. Please be patient. Our guest speaker has accidentally locked himself in the men's room.'

Armored to the press

"It feels like we're always putting out fires!"

"This is all very boring..."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm beginning to feel that between idle speculation and useless hindsight, we're getting this situation under control!"