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'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'
Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.
'Crisis? Which crisis?'
"We ought to consider taking Freedley off crisis management."
The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.
"Remember, we're all in this together."
'Welcome. We will start shortly. Please be patient. Our guest speaker has accidentally locked himself in the men's room.'
"It feels like we're always putting out fires!"
"This is all very boring..."
Lion Tamer leaves a Crisis Management Center
'The problem is that this problem management team has got more members than there are workers who can cause problems!'
"All I did today was put out fires!"
"Appears to be some kind of unscheduled event. Better conference me in with legal."
"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"
"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."