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'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'
Catch & Release Flyswatter
You got cow-seats for those critters?
Mitch McConnell, the Amazing Hypocritter
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Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.
'Not again! Just when you've eaten and are totally full, one of the family decides to incite a locust swarm.'
Mosquitoes and all the other critters.
'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'
One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail
Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'
'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'
Trouble in the garden
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
Rat to rat: 'I have most of my possessions in a Swiss cheese account.'
Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.
"My boss is encouraging me to think outside the box."
"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"
And that's how the people got winter to end this year...
Raccoons evolve from compost to BBQ.
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