Crocheting Cartoons and Comics

"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

Watch out for number one.

"I'm not knitting anything. I'm just trying to look haimish for my Jewish boyfriend."

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

"...Webs are spun. Not woven, or knitted or crocheted. They are SPUN. Say it with me, SSPUUNNN.'

A hot new green cottage industry: Knitting tea cozies that go over houses and act as insulation.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Grandma Knits Up A Storm

It took me two weeks to knit but I have to rip it up and start over. I'm dating Mark now.

"And that's when you told her knitting is for old women?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

God Bless Our Reverse Mortgage.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"I don't think Grammy liked the way her last crochet project turned out."

"It took me six months to finish Jenny's sweater, and now they all want one."

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"