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"My wife! The good silver!"
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Beppe Lugano's Breakfast Chair
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'It's because I'm a bull, isn't it.'
Place Settings for the Elderly
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A Sampling Of Calvin Klein Housewares '96
"I think my owners going to throw me out - she says I'm chipped."
'Our relationship has never been the same since Jeff ran off with that spoon...'
'What do you mean, your bowl's wet? That's your soup!'
'That's a great first effort, kids, but let's try using the napkins from the pantry.'
Bull in china shop, "Err, I don't think you are quite right for the job."
'Have you done the washing up'
'The drains are clogged again,'
'I'm here for breaking her favourite cup. What are you in the naughty corner for?'
'My marriage ain't gonna work, Bill - the wife stores mugs upside-down instead of right way up.'
'He knows how to treat a lady.'
'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'
A fight over kitchen equipment.
'It's no use your playing dead - the pots won't wash themselves!'
'I'm sorry. You must've gotten the tectonic plate.'
'You knew I came with a set.'
'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'
'This reminds me of something funny: remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'
A man with a head shaped like a coffee mug getting a Police Mugshot done of himself.