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'$600 may be a lot for a pair of boots, but this was the best purchase of my life.'
Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, litigation, litigate, litigator, litigators, lawsuit, lawsuit, sue, sued, sues, suing, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, in the bleachers
"It's the ghost of that pocketbook I gave you for Christmas."
Tags:gator skin, gator skins, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, skin, skins, pocketbook, pocketbooks, handbag, handbags, purse, purses, animal rights, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, animal skin, animal skins, vegan, vegans, veganism, ghost, ghosts, spirits, conscience, consciences, haunt, haunts, haunting
"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."
"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."
Tags:movies, movie, film, films, actor, actors, short actor, short actors, short, height, short jokes, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, hollywood party, hollywood parties, hollywood, hollywood actor, hollywood actors, famous actor, famous actors, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, taller on camera
"Knew 'em - ate 'em."
Alligators and Crocodile
Tags:alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, differentiation, differentiate, differentiating, classification, animal classification, look a like, look a likes, look-a-like, look-a-likes, burger, burgers, visual joke, visual jokes, art style, art styles, drawing style, drawing styles, snout, snouts, fastfood, fast food
'Don't be a baby, Noah. That story about alligators in sewers is just an urban myth. I mean, look behind you. That's clearly a crocodile.'
"So now we deal mano a mano, as it were."
"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, gator, gators, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, contract, contracts, handshake, handshakes, gentlemen, gentleman, gentleman's agreement, gentleman's agreements, businessmen, businessman, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, intimidation, business deal, business deals
"Here's your problem."
He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,
"If I weren't a living fossil I could go for you."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, age, age gap, age gaps, living fossil, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play, old age, old, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators
How the Elephant got his Trunk
Tags:elephant, elephants, trunk, trunks, elephant trunk, elephant trunks, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, legal advice, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal opinion, legal opinions, waterhol, waterholes, watering hole, watering holes, drinking, evolution, evolving, legal system, the legal system
'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, teeth, tooth, bird, birds, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, cleaner, cleaners, dentist, dentists, dental, dentistry, brush, brushes, brushing, brushed, nurse, reptile, reptiles, reptilian, reptilians, hygiene, hygienic, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"
"Any network reporters left?"
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, eating out, dining out, predator, predators, tv network, tv networks, television network, television networks, tv reporter, tv reporters, television reporter, television reporters, network reporter, network reporters, network reporting, tv, television, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, dying trade, dying trades
"Damn it, he was a regular."
"I think something's coming now."
"My children were good but I'm hungry again."
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, carnivore, carnivores, hunger, hungry, animals eating their young, animal eating their babies, unsatisfied, ongoing problem, ongoing problems
'Yeah, Tony, that lawyer you sent me to... he cost me an arm and a leg.'
Children Sliding into an Alligator/Crocodile's Mouth
"They're most dangerous when you stop petting them."
An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park
Tags:alligator, alligators, croc, crocodile, crocodiles, dog park, dogs, dog, animals, animal, domestic, domesticated, domestic pet, pets, pet, dog parks, exotic, exotic animal, shady, threat, threatening, tense, tension, visual, visual gag, visual gags, sight gag, sight gags, predator, predators, prey
'Well, so much for the clean getaway. 'F' means forward and 'R' means reverse, Vince...'
Tags:croc, crocodile, crocodiles, gator, alligator, alligators, golf buggy, golf buggies, steal, steals, stolen, take, taken, getaway, get away, getaway car, clean getaway, rocket science, let down, fail, failure, fails, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, mistaking, thieves, thief, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers