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"Nothing's wrong - it's a managerial technique I learned from my mother."
"Me, my mum and dad are professional mourners: they're really good at faking tears..."
"So many people dead or injured...and the assassin is a dark-skinned guy... This is soooo sad! Soooo sad!!"
"Stop that right now, I know they're not real tears?"
"For me, tears alone don't work: I have to throw a tantrum as well to get some attention..."
"I'm so sorry Lucy, I wasn't trying to be insensitive: I have trouble recognizing real tears...'
'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'
'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'
'You can't fake emotion like that.'
'You still think it's just crocodile tears?'
Sad golf club shedding tears.
'Nobody takes my tears of sincere distress as genuine...'
'Well Jameson, I strongly advised against wiping it's 'cute' eyes.'
'I cry a lot.'