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'Bill, I just don't feel comfortable with this! I'm worried that it could be one of those pyramid schemes.'
"And if I'm elected I promise not to get re-indicted."
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"It's O.K., we're faith-based."
"Oh, oh! There goes our Christmas bonus."
Tags:christmas, christmas bonus, christmas bonuses, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, white collar crime, white collar crimes, criminal, criminals, criminality, perp walk, perp walks, ponzi scheme, ponzi schemes, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chairman, chairmen, chairman of the board, chairmen of the board, crook, crooks, crooked, arrest, arrests, arrested, incarcerate, incarcerated, employee, employees, staff, bonus, bonuses, corporate malfeasance
"What about my old age?"
"All I did was remove his flag pin!"
Tags:flag pin, flag pins, politician, politicians, patriotism, patriot, patriotic, hot air, full of hot air, hot gas, hot gases, hot gasses, substance, lack of substance, elite, elites, political elite, political elites, career politician, career politicians, crook, crooks, debate, debates, presidential debate, presidential debates, televised debate, televised debates, lapel pin, lapel pins, flag, flags, american flag, american flags, national flag, national flags
"In a sense, yes, I'm guilty."
"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
Tags:shepherd, shepherds, sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, coach, coaches, coaching, training, trainer, trainers, instructions, advice, instructor, instructors, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, slicing, backswing, swing, golf swing, crook, crooks, golf club, golf clubs, teaching
'My advice is simple: Never spend more than you steal.'
"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."
Tags:sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, god, gods, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, human sacrificing, volcano, volcanoes, crook, crooks, hated, hatred, hatreds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, money manager, money managers, pariah, pariahs, social outcast, social outcasts, unpopular, unpopularity
'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'
"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
Tags:engineer, engineering, german engineering, auto, autos, automobile, car, cars, motor, motors, sports car, muscle car, sales, salesman, salesmen, showroom, car salesman, advanced engineering, mechanic, mechanical engineering, mechanics, car maintenance, hard sell, hardsell, hard-sell, couple, couples, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, customer service, spin, rhetoric, persuade, persuasive, persuading, persuades, dupe, duped, crook, model, car model
"Well,when you said on the phone that you lived with a German shepherd..."
"I'm advising my client not to answer any more questions, or to even make eye contact."
"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."
Tags:pension, pensions, 401k, 401(k)thief, thieves, blackguard, blackguards, dishonest, dishonesty, shifty, liar, liars, con, cons, con man, con men, managers, crooks, crook, swindle, swindles, swindling, swindler, swindlers, head of pensions, investment, investments, retirement fund, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement savings
"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
Tags:invest, invests, investment, investments, crook, crooks, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, unsavory, unsavoury, distrust, distrusts, distrusting, distrustful, money manager, money managers, stock market, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, bad reputation, bad reputations, reputation, reputations
Bernie Madoff finally behind bars: Hey boys! Anyone interested in sound financial advice?
"On the other hand, it's great to be out of Washington!"
"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."
Tags:cat, cats, sheep, shepherd, sheep herd, herd, herding, herder, herds, farm, farms, farming, livestock, livestocks, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, round up, rounding up, absurd, role change, talking animals, odd choice, odd choices, unique, unique talents, job, job, work, working, employment, stereotypes, old fashioned, crook, bopeep, bo peep, sheep dog, herding cats, herding cat, working animal, working animals
Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'
Robber on treadmill
'The cops came around earlier asking questions. I think they're on to us.'
'Your wallet's being stolen. It's good you came in when it first started bothering you. We've caught it early.'
"Hmmm...this old guy claims he found this crooked sixpence on a crooked stile while walking a crooked mile. He has a crooked cat, a crooked mouse, and they're all living in this little crooked house! Sergeant, I think we've found our crooked man!"
"Remember, as your lawyer, anything we discuss is confidential. And if you rat me out, I'll know where to find you."