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'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'
"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"
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"I've never seen the corn this bad."
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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"Legally, we're a farm."
"I was born a pest and I shall die a pest!"
'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'
I can't believe it's not cow manure.
"You've just raided your last patch!"
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Oil Derrick Crop
"Afraid this whole section's barren. But, I got my 10,000 steps in!"
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"I'll call you back. I'm harvesting rice."
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'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'
'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'
'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'
Ask about our high-fructose corn futures.
"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."
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"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."
'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'
My client is suing you for growing the straw that broke her back.
'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'
"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"
"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"