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'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'
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"I refuse to invade another planet in matching outfits."
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'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'
"We want to know when your freshly planted crop will be ready for us to make crop circles in it."
Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.
'Whoa! Easy on the clutch!'
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'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'
Well, who says it always has to be a bloody horse?
'Looks good! I think we should stick with making Cop Circles.'
"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."
"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."
"This one is to discourage crop circles."
"It appeared overnight. I've heard people mention these mysterious crap circles."
"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"
Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.
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The Big Nosh
Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers
'Now, who can tell me how to find the circumference of a crop circle?'
Fred keeps hoping crop circles will appear on his lawn so he won't have to mow.
'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'
'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'
'Wallow in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'