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'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'
"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"
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Post Brexit Farming Wildife Benefits
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"I've never seen the corn this bad."
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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"Legally, we're a farm."
"I was born a pest and I shall die a pest!"
"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'
I can't believe it's not cow manure.
It's a Whole Field of Paisley!
"You've just raided your last patch!"
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Oil Derrick Crop
"Afraid this whole section's barren. But, I got my 10,000 steps in!"
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'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'
"I'll call you back. I'm harvesting rice."
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'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'
'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'
"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."
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Ask about our high-fructose corn futures.
"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."
Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.
'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'