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The next damn Batman.
"Congratulations...say hello to your little jackass!"
'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'
'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'
"I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side."
"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."
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"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? . . . You have to get a new sheep."
"I'm trying to cross a cow and a duck. . . To produce cream quackers."
"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."
"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."
'Hi Gloria! Meet my boyfriend Jack. Jack and I are going to have a mule together...'
'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!
"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."
A cross between a Beagle and a Cocker Spaniel (a little cross between two dogs)
The pet shop of Doctor Moreau
'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'
'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'
What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.
'What do you get if you cross a skunk with a koala?'
'Yes, there are a few questions about his parentage.'
Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.
'The rare poodle retriever.'