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"I had ethical momentum, but I was unable to sustain it."
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law court, law courts, court of law, courts of law, court, courts, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants, cross-examine, cross-examining, cross-examination, threat, threats, threatened, threatening, technique, techniques, method, methods, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, prove guilty, proving guilty, intense, intensity, complain, complains, complaining, honor, honour, your honor, your honour, witness, witnesses"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"
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prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, attorney, attorneys, courtroom, courtrooms, court, trial, trials, musical, musicals, song, songs, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, question, questions, questioning, cross-examine, cross-examines, cross-examining, ditty, ditties, country song, country songs, country singer, country singers, murderer, murderers, murder trial, murder trials"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"
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court, courts, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal system, cross-examine, cross-examination, question, questioning"I believe I can speak for both of us."
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trial, trials, court, courts, court of law, courts of law, judge, judges, speak, speaks, speaking, defendant, defendants, turn to speak, cross-examination, cross-examinations, cross-examine, cross-examining, behalf, speak on behalf, speaking on behalf, both, sue, sues, sueing, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, witness, witnesses, plaintiff, plaintiffs, agreement, agreements, settlement, settlements"Sorry, Counselor. I can't instruct a witness to remove a sheepish grin."
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law court, law court, law courts, court of law, courts of law, trial, trials, witness, witnesses, witness box, witness boxes, cross-examine, cross-examining, cross-examination, cross-examinations, judge, judges, grin, grins, grinning, sheepish, guilt, guilty, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, perjury, counselor, counselors, lawyer, lawyers"As a matter of fact, I HAVE read the Constitution, and, frankly, I don't get it."
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court, courts, court of law, courts of law, trial, trials, witness, witnesses, defendent, defendents, cross-examine, cross-examining, politics, politician, politicians, constitution, constitutions, law, laws, read, reads, reading, check, checks, checked, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, misunderstand, misunderstood, confuse, confuses, confusion, matter of fact, argue, argues, arguing, argument, complex, complicated, unsure, uncertain"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"
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dominatrixes, dominatrices, whip, whips, chains, d/s, dom/sub, leather, leathers, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, prosecuting, cross-examine, cross-examines, cross-examination, hostile witness, hostile witnesses, witness, witnesses, testify, testifies, testifying, judge, judges, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys"Doesn't anyone ever say 'please' anymore?"
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law, lawyer, lawyers, courtroom, courtrooms, witness, witnesses, under oath, oaths, attorney, attorneys, prosecution, defense, defense attorney, defendant, cross examine, cross-examine, question, questioning, the stand, stand, anger, annoyed, manners, mannered, polite, politeness, judge, judges, trial, trials, language, languages, cliche, cliches, unfounded, annoyance, undue, inappropriate"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."
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