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'Congratulations It's a spork'
"They're bred for that cough."
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'Ethnic origin? Put me down as mixed race.'
'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'
The creation of the duck billed platypus.
'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'
Where seahorses come from.
"Congratulations...say hello to your little jackass!"
'I appreciate this consultation, Doctor....'
'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'
How the pluot was invented.
'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'
"I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side."
"He's a cross between a great dane and a bicycle pump. . . and really puts the wind up the postman."
'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!
"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."
A cross between a Beagle and a Cocker Spaniel (a little cross between two dogs)
'It's a good owl dog.'
'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'
'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'
'It's the children that I feel sorry for.'
What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.
'What do you get if you cross a skunk with a koala?'
'Yes, there are a few questions about his parentage.'
Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.