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'Congratulations It's a spork'
'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'
The creation of the duck billed platypus.
Where seahorses come from.
"Congratulations...say hello to your little jackass!"
'I appreciate this consultation, Doctor....'
How the pluot was invented.
'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'
'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'
"I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side."
'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!
"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."
'It's a good owl dog.'
'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'
'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'
What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.
'What do you get if you cross a skunk with a koala?'
'Yes, there are a few questions about his parentage.'
Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.
'We make e-dams!'
How Cows were made.
A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'
'I have come across requests for a sex change before, but you're the first species change,'
'The rare poodle retriever.'
'He's a bird dog! What did you think?'